Want to Make a Scene at the Gym? Try Taking Off Your Wedding Ring

Reddit has again provided a source of entertaining reading.

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Recently on the subthread “Today I F****ed Up” (TIFU), Redditor, Brooquad told the story about a recent visit to the gym.

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The Redditor described himself as a family man, and after work, he comes home and helps by putting his kids to bed.

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He explained that he hit the gym after they’re asleep, usually around 8.30 pm.

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One evening sback in November 2022, he was about 25 minutes into the session and had just finished the stationary cycle.

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He’s Usually Alone, But Not This Evening

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That evening was different; he wasn’t alone. There was a lady with her yoga mat and a phone stand – he assumed that she was making a video of herself.

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He thought nothing of it and proceeded with his normal routine of bent-over rows. But like he always did, he took off his wedding ring.

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Shirt Gets Drenched in Vodka

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What happened next was bizarre. He explained, “I’m rowing away and out of no where I’m blasted with a cascade of liquid which leads me to drop my dumbbell and spin around to see what’s going on.

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